Cody: a fuckin nerd
Anakin: my right-hand man
Ahsoka: the guy who tells me where Anakin hides his candy stash
Obi-Wan: one of the bravest men I know
Wolffe: a guy with a spine of steel, but that spine is actually the stick shoved up his ass
Cody, again: a total fucking NERD
Fox: currently polling #3 on the list of Sexiest Commanders in the GAR
Fives: my own personal hero whose name i might have tattooed on my ass once
Echo: the guy whose name Fives got tattooed on his ass once
Dogma: my commanding officer
Kix: my third biggest headache
Cody, still talking: an adorable idiot NERD
Padme: the only reason I still have a husband
Bly: the only commander in the group chat who didn’t make fun of me for drawing little hearts around General Secura’s name on the battle plans
Cody, who may or may not currently have Rex in a headlock: my stupid little baby brother NERD
How they respond when asked, “who is Captain Rex?”
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